This is pretty much self-explanatory. Read and enjoy! - Silver :)

WARNING: DON'T TRY THIS YOURSELVES! If anyone who reads this decides to try it, Silent Moonstone is in no way responsible for their actions or the consequences of their actions.

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off the elevator.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and act as if you're embarrassed when the doors open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Back away slowly and announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!"

7. Say "DING" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what these will do" and push all of the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare and grin at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space!"

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap their shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16. Ask other people if you can push the button for them, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say: "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up. When they reach for it, scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at imaginary flies.

22. Call out for a group hug and enforce it.

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